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Good bye to my old and dull layout.




Hello to the new and colourful layout!

Tale of a 100km/hr car.

I am green, kinda flat and long. I look kinda squarish with a yellow moon+star in front of my head. I was born in a country with many colours of people, each has their own culture and religion. Now, I am about 4years old if I'm not mistaken. I do have many sicknesses/problems such as difficulty waking up, poor vision, cracks on my butt and so on. My owner gonna send me to the hospital later for a full body check up.

Okay okay~ enough of those craps...... straight to the topic.

Once upon a time, I was a car that couldn't run fast due to my poor heartbeat, but my owner always pushed me to the limit. My average speed was 100km/hr, never below 80km/hr unless there was an old "tortoise" crawling on the right(fast) lane, in front of me. You would never see me on the left or middle lane, but you could always spot me on the right lane. If you saw me on the left or middle lane, most probably I was trying to overtake those tortoises.

One day, my owner suddenly changed into a new person. He never push me to the limit anymore. Now, my average speed is just 80km/hr, no longer 100km/hr. You will always see me on the middle or left lane, but not the right lane. One by one of the car went past me with the speed I used before this. It's my turn to feel like a tortoise now. I do really miss the old time. My owner didn't tell me about what just happened to him. Can anyone of you guess what happened? You can post your reply as a comment.

I WON?!

Did you guys remember that I participated in a contest called, MMS Speak Up Malaysia by Digi and Nuffnang? Click here and you'll be linked to post about this contest.


When I woke up today, I saw a comment posted by tammie(one of the participant of this contest) in my blog's chat box (you can see it on the side bar). It's written "hey Alex! remember me? :D CONGRATS on ur winning!! haha so happy :)". I was kinda blurred when I first saw the comment. I was like "huh? what did I won?". Then I realized that it's the MMS Speak Up Malaysia contest. Right after that, I quickly went to the nuffnang website and this is what I found:

I was kinda shock as I didn't realize that I'll be one of the winner for this contest. I won a phone! Thank God. Haha.

Currently I'm still waiting for their message regarding instructions to collect the prize. Hope I'll receive it as soon as possible! Haha.

Found a pretty gaalll...

I felt sooo sooo soooooo lazy to study today. So, my friend, Seen Seen, recommended a website to me, >>http://queennet.kingnet.com.tw/hair/diy/hair_diy.php<<. Then.... I found a pretty gal there. I'm not sure about her name.. here's a picture of her.

She's pretty, isn't she? haha.. After awhile.. i tried to look for her identity at >>http://celebrity.myheritage.com/celebrity-face-recognition?morph=1<<. Then I found out that she's actually Ueto Aya. Here's the evidence.

Interesting huh?

FIY, that's actually me..

Questions & Answers

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."