The slope is getting steeper..

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"The slope is getting steeper and steeper. The elephant you are pulling is getting bigger and bigger," said Dr Low. It is true that our burdens, responsibilities and duties will increase when we get older and older.

Currently, I'm struggling in my university. There are so many works needed to be done, such as lab reports, assignments, tutorials and so on, yet so little time. Every time I try to plan something, there is always something that obstructs me. Whenever I want to study a thing, an assignment comes in. When I try to complete a work, another report comes in. Can't they just slow down? Waking up early in the morning, sleeping late at night, just to get my works done. Isn't it unhealthy? Sometimes I just thought to myself, which is more important? My health or studies?

Now, I'm lagging quite far behind, trying hard to catch up with the classes. The things that are taught by my lecturers is getting deeper and deeper. Since I'm having problem catching up with the classes, it's kind of hard for me to understand what they are teaching right now. All I need now is time, time and more time. Pray hard that I will get through this.

Business Management

I get this email a few times from my friends and decided to post it up.

Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that
towel.'



After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked
in
front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.


The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies..

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes
me?'




Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with
your
shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable
exposure.



Lesson 2:


A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg....

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide
up
her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak..'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily
and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.
It
said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

(FYI, this verse doesn't exist in the bible)

Moral of the story:

If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great
opportunity.



Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to
lunch
when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas
,
driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii ,
relaxing
on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina
Coladas
and the love of my life..'

Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager..
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after
lunch.'


Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4


An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and
do
nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a
sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it..

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high
up.




Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the
turkey,
'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the
bull.
They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
enough
strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second
branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top
of
the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.


Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..



Lesson 6


A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird
froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to
realize
how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow
dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.


Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
friend.

(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep
your mouth shut!

Action Taken by UTAR

This is the reply I get from UTAR after i sent a feedback to them. Click "Here" to view the feedback i sent. Below is a snapshot of what they replied. Click the picture to enlarge.




Well, from my observation, there are not many changes, but at least he's still trying to change.

H1N1 (Please wear your mask!)

Please wear your mask!! Did you know the right way of wearing the mask? Here's a demonstration. Click play to start watching.

Grizzly Bear

Found this video from Josh Groban's blog. Hope you enjoy this video!


Yes, I know, I don't like it either. Their eyes........creepy~