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Bright kids

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.


The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.

The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'

The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.






A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'

The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'



One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?'

Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.'

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Mummy, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'




The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor..'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead..'



A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'

'Yes,' the class said.

'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'

A little fellow shouted,
'Cause your feet ain't empty.'




The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

'Take only ONE . God is watching.'

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'

Myself by me.

Suddenly felt like drawing myself. So here it is: (click on the picture for a bigger view)


I'm not really satisfy with it. Spent few hours drawing and editing it but still feel that there's something missing.

Any comments will be appreciated. Thanks.

Genting Trip

I went for a day trip to Genting on 17th of October with my cousins and siblings.

Introduction:

This is the ugly me. Haha.
William and Cindy

Chun Yaw (sleeping in the day. haha)

Eileen and Sook Foon

Content:

We went up by cable car.

Guess what we did in the cable car? We scream, we shout, we yell and we wave at the opposite cable cars. Haha. We are just like a bunch of monkeys. It was fun. However, some of the sporting people in the opposite cable car did responded to us by shouting, screaming, yelling and waving too! Haha.

London Bus! The girls.

The guys.

All of us!

Entering the bus.

Inside the bus. We're supposed to have our meal(breakfast) inside this bus, but it's too smelly. So we have to have our meal outside.

This is our lunch in McDonald! So much fries eh?

Our shocking post.

Tadaa!! Our wristband!

The end! We spent most of the time lining up and walking. It was really a fun, tiring and unforgettable day. =) All of our legs really hurt after that and we get sun burn too. Haha.

Happy Belated B'day to me.

Today is not my birthday but Oct 16th. I had been very busy nowadays and didn't have the time to blog. hehe.

Anyway, I would like to thank all of you that wished me, bought me presents, bought me cake or even sang a song to me! Hehe. I don't mind if you wished my early, on time, or late, I'll still appreciate it. =) You guys really gave me a great day! Thanks again.

Here's a picture of my cake from my parents: